h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes please luv, we need a big pot of tea, scones, butter, jam, double creame, nice cups (no mugs)milk and sugar....Oh and warm sunshine and comfy chairs, a string quartet playing somthing nice and I need a new panama hat!

'kay ...

::a big pot of tea, scones, butter, jam, double creame, nice cups (no mugs), milk and sugar, warm sunshine and comfy chairs, a string quartet playing somthing nice, and a new panama hat appear::

Anything else?

*sigh* The arcane rules of chivelry prevent me from responding to that
*sip*
ab

There's my cue to leave, again.

Who'll pour the bloody tea then?

It'll pour itself ...

Pour tea

Don't make the depressed, too ...

Happy tea it is(celery tea)

Good ...

*snaps fingers*.....*nothing happens*....*sighs*.....*puts kettle on*

Actually- I appeared after you snapped your fingers!
How are you, dear?
I'm just on my way to bed...

Me too!

Evening ab, just thought I'd drop in and say hello before turning in. I'll give the celery tea a miss, though...

Hallo you 2 i'm trying to catch up on this bloody backlog, it's like suffering from an compulsive/obsesive dissorderbut g'nite to you both, sleep the sleep of the just and the good!
ab

Which of us is which?

The pretty one's Elly

So you're saying I'm ugly....?

Now, as far as I can work out there are 2 possible answers to this question, either of which one is likly to earn me a smack in the gob!
ab

Don't worry, mate, Elly is pretty and I am hideous, there is no doubt about it!
pf

Stop it, PF! You're lovely!

Hi, Abomeo ... sorry I missed you ...


Hey El!