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No, no ...

*accepts , sips*

*sees more *

*glug, glug, glug, glug...*

Yeshh Shea, honesht, ish luvely here... hck

*grabs on to lamppost, lurches, lands in gutter*

::calls cab to take GreyDesk home::

You better call two cabs, he's really, really

Just hope he's not in the back of the taxi...

That's the cabdriver's problem ... they knew what the job entailed when they got into that profession ...

Cabbies aren't my favourite people. They try to take you by circuitous routes if they think you're not local, insist on talking politics, charge you an arm and a leg, and then have the cheek to expect a tip as well.

Sorry to bring that subject up ... have an dear ...

*sigh*
Think calm thoughts...

Help! Greydesk, you've got me adicted to these posh tortilla's, i've eaten a whole bag, now i've run out and want moreand did you notice doritos dips were buy one get one free, not like fresh of coarse, but still! what are the yellow ones like? will do research later.
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Err, sorry, Hi Pf

An afterthought in my own Fan Club! Tsk!

*lifts head from gutter*

Oh hi Acidbath. Parrferris and Shea were calling me a cab but its not shown yet.

I know, the Blue Corn tortillas are addictive! They are a guaranteed item in my shopping trolley every time I enter the store. Their life expectancy when I get them home is measured in minutes rather than days.

The yellow tortillas are OK. Nice flavour but somehow they're just a bit on the greasy side for my taste. Forget the Dorito's stuff, they pale into insignificance compared to the Blue ones.

BTW try walking up the aisle to the booze section and look out for "Blandford Fly Premium Ale" by Badger Brewery in the premium bottled beer section (bottom shelf). Its a really nice refreshing ale thats spiced with ginger and is another must buy item on my shopping list.

GreyDesk

*puts head back down into gutter - honest, it really is quite comfortable lying here*

You are not an after thought to me

BTW can you encourage your supermarket to stock Kettle Crisps - "Blue Corn Tortillas" - They're GORGEOUS

GreyDesk

When you said blue corn tortillas before, I didn't know you meant tortilla CHIPS! I thought you meant tortillas! Ever make a nice wrap with tortillas? Yum!

to um ... the D-man ...

I do the ordering, so I might just do that, GD!

OK Shea, I'll make an exception for you, you can call me what you like (within reason). I can never say no to a lady

I'm off to the land of nod in a mo. I'll say goodnight to you here, as I'm speaking to you in nearly every conversation I go to tonight, and I really can't go through them all again!

Goodnight Shea
Goodnight Fans!

::Goes off to heartlessly leaving GreyDesk crawling in the gutter::

for anyone who pops in overnight...

I won't call you that, PF ... There's a rather awful nickname that could be used in place of my RL name as well ... nobody ever uses it more than once ...

G'night ...

Another case of UK/US English language confusion!

Tortillas in the UK are triangular maize crisps (US translation: chips). We don't have Taco Bell here to educate us about Mexican food terminology. We have Indian food instead.

GreyDesk

BTW the most popular curries in the UK are called "balti" and "tikka" which in Urdu mean "bucket" and "pieces".

'What we call maize, you call corn ...'

Sorry, you made me flashback to an old Mazola margarine commercial.

Your tortillas are called nacho chips here ... our tortillas are flat, soft and round (about 9" in diameter), you wrap meat, veggies, etc. in them.

I rented an apartment downstairs from a typical American couple (he was from India, she was from the Phillipines. They used to make some amazing smelling Indian food up there ...