h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Wafts*

It's not that bad. It was only a Tikka.

*comes back, wearing noseplugs*

I think you have somthing up your nose-
*Pulls out noseplug*
That's better.

Ack!*gags*



*faints*

See? Toxic shock syndrome. I'd better get the other one out, too.
*Ploink*
You shouldn't restrict your breathing that way.
In fact, you should breathe.

*lies prone on the floor*

*Holds mirror to face*
*Waits for mirror to fog*

*the mirror shatters*

That was unexpected.

*Lifts up corner of carpet and pushed Sarge underneath it*

No-one will ever know, now...

*gathers dust*

There's still a bit of a lump. Hmm. I'll have to get that sorted. Where's that hammer?

*the lump under the carpet suddenly vanishes*

*a muffled thump can be faintly heard*

Aah, that's sorted it.
*Removes hat respectfully*
She was a good mushroom...

*a veryfaint groan can be heard, almost as if it was from a floor below*

Hello?
*Thunders down stairs*
Hello?

*sits up in splintered floorboard crater*

*looks up at hole in ceiling and the visible patch of carpet*

Ow

See? I told you you shouldn't restrict your breathing. It only leads to trouble. With those silly things up your nose you fell unconscious, fell under the carpet then fell through a hole in the floor.
Let that be a lesson to you

Oh, okay

Hang on, fell under the carpet?!

Anything is possible. I had nothing to with it whatsoever. Shall we go back upstairs?

*looks confused, but gets up and follows QQ*