h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...that one of your players that we were discussing on a thread elsewhere has been spotted in the blue half of Glasgow, and is expected to be moving in that direction in the near future.

You ain't seen me, right?

Oh dear god no

How reasonable is your authority on this rumour? I've not spotted anything on the Blades messageboards yet.

On a completely unrelated matter, have you checked your email recently?

Well, everything right except the destination...

Maybe it'll turn out that someone else was suffering from herpes rather than syphillis?

It seems we got a reasonable slice of wedge for him, there's talk of it being in region of £500k, less a sell on fee to Man City.

And less face it, it's not as if he's done an awful lot this season what with continual suspensions and assorted injuries, so perhaps we'll be OK after all.