h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*gets out paintball gun*

never mind

*loads wand with lots of pink paint balls and fires them around the arena*

ha ha ha no one will overcome the pink paint- the arena shall now be pink forever more

*sprays multi coloured balls wherever the pink ones have been*

sorry, did you say something?

*reloads with predominantly turquoise balls*

im with ya there

*loads with pink paintballs and joins spoogleflop in paintballing the arena*

*pulls out second gun and loads with blue and green paintballs*

*begins showering the pink parts of the walls with green and blue*

*shakes wand furiously*

oh no my dust seems to be running out! can anyone lend me some??

here *hands here some cleverly disguised gunpowers*

teehee

*watches and waits*

Here goes with the Jinjer cannon!

*BOOM*

JT

that's gunpowder for all those that spell normally

Why's everything gone either orangey brown or black?

JT

thanks you are too kind



*shakes wand*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*blows up*

(but doesnt die)

for that you must pay.....

*sends a shower of pink termites over galigan- they start to eat him*

ha take that

i dunno but it's easily fixed

*starts firing again*

Oh dear!

For once I wish Frood was here - then he could morph into an anteater

JT

AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

geddemoff geddemoff geddemoff geddemoff geddemoff !!!!!!

*runs around like a headless wotssit*

*giggles at the scene before her*

*starts firing Jinjer paint at Galigan, but only to help knock the termites off*

JT

*stops firing at Galigan, realising that this just adds to the misery*

*fires at Spoog instead*

*misses and gets Pinky*



JT

*fixes wand-- starts to paintball again with pink paintballs- soon the arena is once again pink*

there we go- much better

*fires again, merging with Spoog's pink paint*

*everything turns muddy brownish grey*

JT

gets hit with Jinjer paint

*OW OW OW OW OW!!!!*

*Sees the last paintball coming and unsolidifies before it hits*

*this leads to the paintball passing through him and the termites falling through him too.*

*blinks* wow, why didn't i think of that sooner?

*scoops up paintball guns and begins firing at the girls*

let's gettem JT!