h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But.... Why would you want to?

*sigh*

Oh, all right. BE Joe Bloggs!

But to me you shall always be Niwt.

Here is the URL where I put the drop down list for you, (NOT Joe Bloggs!)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A595686

Can I get to it?
Kel

*sighs even more*

yes

*Keladry 's Tal*
*Niwt 's Tal*
*Newt 's Tal*
*Joe Bloggs knees Tal*

Tal tosses Joe Bloggs across the room. ( a 'knee' is laughably easy to defend against -- a mere twist of the hip and a sweep with the foot, a little push, and boom - down you go )

But... 'E' for effort. Try something more, um, sophisticated -- say, a leaping, spinning side kick (Ooo, will Bloggs *ever* come down hard!)

BTW, did you know there is now ANOTHER Taliesin on site?

I may end up changing the spelling of my nick, anyway. We shall see.

NO NO NO there can't be another Taliesin (unless it's you) go and tell them to change.
I'll write more another time - I'm posting from school now

Go take a look -- http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U182583

Hey, I bet there's another Niwt somewhere in the world. It's just a matter of time....

Oh, well. I guess I'll just have to change my nick. After all, it's the ACE-ly thing to do.

Hmm. Let's see... How about Murgatroyd? Or, Wilson? Fauntleroy? Or maybe I should just use my researcher number. Yeah, no one else could possibly come up with that one.... Researcher U167550. Yep. That's me

I guess I'll just go change it... But I think I'll have an or six first..

Oh, there is, I found one and was quite cross
You shouldn't give way to him (her?) because I want you to be Taliesin and you've got to be and if you change your name I will change mine too
*hands out *
*drinks some too before Tal can take it away saying "Uh-uh, you're underage!"*

....... You already changed your name. Look at your personal page.

And you are even confusing yourself, in the guise of Joe Bloggs/Fat Lady ( Ha! didn't think I'd catch on so fast, did you? )

I hope you weren't really cross with my doppleganger, (hey, German is allowed now!), after all, he is just a poor innocent hitchhiker, who has no idea of who you are, and just what a Truly Awful Person you can be when riled up

Nope. I will just have to change my nick. *gets out book on archaic Celtic names*

Hey, how about Gwion? That was the mythical Taliesin's name before he became Taliesin...

Yeah. Gwion. Gwi, for short -- 'Hi Gwi' 'Howya doin, Gwi' 'What's up, Gwi' 'Hey Gwi, have some more ' 'Have a Gwi'

Who am I?
Wtf is going on?

Hey, it's



Ah, heck with that, here

and also a You may be underage, but this is for medicinal purposes

Careful, just sip it!

*pours self another sits down*

I was ~really~ worried about you. There was this guy, see, his name was Joe Bloggs, or maybe it was a Fat Lady I don't know but anyway I was talking to you and suddenly there was this really nasty big hoodlum tackling me and he said he'd bonked you on the head and left you in a ditch so I beat him up a bit and then the cops came and he kicked me and tried to get away and even dragged the cop car a little he was really strong but not too bright and the cops took him away for spitting but somehow he escaped and this Fat Lady came and pulled faces at me and said it was all over so I got out my Blues Harp and then she was Joe Bloggs again and then this butterfly came and talked with me and asked me what was going on or something and I started playing the Curse of the Bards which really takes it out of you but since you are my friend I was going to do it anyway and then just as I was getting ready to really lay it on everything changed again and here you are or maybe it is all some weird hallucination because I ate some of those brownies at that party we were at, weren't we and I think I need another

~drinks ~

Shanksh. I mean, thanks, I needed that. So, how'sh your head ?

~sits down, misses chair~

Whoopsh!

*Niwt sticks head out of Bloggs' jumper*
HELP!!!!!!!!!!
*tries to get out to grab a *
*Bloggs decides to kick Tal now Tal is down on the ground*

~Tal vanishes , which causes Bloggs to sit down rather abruptly. A disembodied voice echoes, 'foolish mortal, you cannot harm a master Even , you are no match for a Bard~

Wanna bet?

No odds... Not even a billion billion to one...

Oh, Bloggs, if I were you, I wouldn't be..

Well I wouldn't be you and I would be me and I think you're silly even though Niwt thinks you're great
It's not fair! Why do people like you and not me?
Bloggsy

Come back Tal you fish-hook

' hook'

I've been rather busy lately. Almost finished a RL project that has taken most of my time.. I'll be back soon... with a for you

BTW, I read HP & the Philosopher's Stone. Rather decent.

Reading #3 now, 'The Prisoner of Azkaban'

Hope you're having a good weekend