Welcome to My Own Little Realm.

Welcome, welcome, little Earthlings! All who enter may think I'm stupid, insane, and delusional. But not so. I know who I am. The real question is: Do you know who You are? Ah, yes, of course...

My age...ah yes, my age. What does age matter in this so flawed and improper body which SHOULD not be mine, which CANNOT be mine??!!! But I shall digress. Back to the subject at hand. I am a male. I was also male back home-- most perfect, I was--on venerated Bykrone so long ago- it seems ages. I was so popular with the females- and the males as well(believe me, I'm quite happy with being a LOT more popular with the MALES! *wink*). You think at this point that I am only describing fragments of my imagination, but I kid you not. I feel this body is extremely weak and agrivating, not to mention I'd get no respect in it even if it were different in any way. Ah, the flaws of Earth...so sad, so sad. (Not even to say that Bykrone is perfect, though it is better)

Why am I doing this? I do not know. I believe this may be my confession, the only one that I feel I can truely make. But I'm not always this mean, or offensive, believe me. I am simply saying what it has been for me- my life, my world, this life, this world. Feel free to talk with me if you wish, though I may seem a bitch as well as crazy, It's still quite entertaining to see my views and how my life was. Quite amusing, I've been told.

I'm a sadomasochist (Why does that always scare them off? *insert sinister laughter here*). Spiritually, I am quite old. Physically, I also seem older than I am in the corporeal sense. I have long red hair and blue eyes. I am tall, and am the palest person I know. Yes, I am a gay man. I may have claimed to be bi in the past, but that was all fallacy. I have a very high IQ.
My interests include: sex (*giggle*), writing (I wish to be a professional author someday), Psychology, The Sims, pretty boys, all things odd, eyes (I have an eye fetish), science of all sorts (though I love things dealing with astronony and extraterrestrial intelligence), many types of music (almost all except for pop, rap, and country), David Bowie (*drools*), the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and just OOGLES of things. Ask if you wanna know. It is for me to know, but it also might be great for you to find out. I'm rather interesting, or so I've been told.

Now on to other things...

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