h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Even Modesty will get you into trouble eventually.
Did it really take you three days to log in and register.
I just went for it - dove in three days ago. Crashed around, burst into unsuspecting conversations. Wish I'd shown your retraint and humble-ness (the correct word would be humility but I'm starting to get scared of pissing people off) so I'm trying exercise some restraint and trying to qualify or explain any words that could be misinterpreted - that is to say I am now apologising for even speaking to you - and where's the fun in that? I'm off to the BOF where a man can fart and be free.

Not 3 days to register - just 3 days to put a name to the number and stick a personal entry in. Well done for diving in - that's the way to do it. And isn't this a good place to be?
See you in the cellar sometime.
Steve

If I'm not asleep by the smoldering smokey fire in the cellar I'll be out back in the garden having a smoke. There's an old abandoned Jauguar Mk II out there with mice living in the leather seats that don't seem to mind if I climb in and light up as long a I hum Paradise By The Dashboard Light to them. They love that.
Are you familiar with the name Capability Brown? He was a pioneering English landscape designer who is sorta kinda the English version of Johnny Appleseed in a very contorted old English leather seats kinda way. He worked on an enormous scale and created the fifty and hundred acre parks that surround many of the merry old estates. He is a hero of mine and I'm going to ask the folks at the BOF if I can work on the backyard a bit. The Jaguar is the focal point. At the far end will be a pillbox with a working machine-gun for people who need more privacy. Oh, and thanks for giving this conversation a name. Peace.