The Space Station Big C (GalactiReg Nr GN18L)
Greetings. Welcome to the user page of the Space Station Big C, home and place of work to the great Professor Christopher Tonks, GalaGroup Overseer to the Multi-Galactic Governmental House of San Beta.
Once a place where the population of h2g2 could come and perform experiments of their own, the Space Station has now long been closed to the public. However, this vessel has now retreated into further defences, ensuring that it never takes part in any activities on h2g2 at all.
The reasoning behind this is simple. The Professor's technological level has advanced at such a rate that he is currently able to do literally anything he wants. (Really. Seriously, it's true.) Of course, this would give him a very big advantage over anyone if he were to use this technology in an adventure of some kind. As he can explain the advanced level of his technology, using it would not defy continuity, but would still be considered terribly unfair. And so, thinking for the best, he has decided to use it for only one purpose: to defend himself and the Space Station Big C.
The Space Station's only defence at the moment is an Omniversal shield, which prevents access to it across every dimension, reality and Universe (as well as other equivalents, including time). Only the Professor has access through this, as he uses the same technology to exist in an omnipresent state.
Yes, I know it sounds far-fetched and quite unreasonable, but that's why he's only using the technology to defend himself and the Station.
What this means is that the Space Station cannot be entered, hijacked, otherwise taken over, damaged, destroyed, copied, cloned, seen, heard, touched, or anything very much. Absolutely no form of transportation (or existence, apart from the Professor's but including magic) can be used through the Omniversal shield. Not even if someone 'accidentally' left some sort of device inside the Station that could provide a link to the outside world.
Sorry, but there it is. This page remains so it can be proved that the Space Station cannot be interacted with in any way. Just ignore it.
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| Away - Story 2 - The San Betian GalaGroup Elections | May 28, 2001 |
| Away - Story 1 - THe Collapse of the Dimensional Matrix | Dec 13, 2000 |
| Requests | Nov 29, 2000 |
| Open Frequency | Nov 29, 2000 |
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