Careless Button-Pusher's Biography
Born the lovechild of super-intelligent primates, CBP was raised on bananas and spoke only in nonspecific sign language. Pusher learned how to read and write when obsessive scientists with flash cards and candy started reprimanding him, saying things like "The Nobel people would be disgusted, you useless turd."
Despite widespread protest, Pusher broke the species barrier and attended MC Hammer Memorial High School. After four years of swirlies, TP mummifications, milk spillings, locker stuffings, and sleepless nights of weeping, Pusher graduated at the bottom of his class, whereupon he was once again verbally torn down by his scientists: "You little puke. They got a valedictorian turtle in Germany, and you can't even piss straight."
Pusher now attends a public university in the state of Indiana (IUPUI, the only university that would accept him). He is currently single, but he has a good personality.
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