h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*there's a knock at the door*

That's just me, I'm afraid, not the pizza, pizza boys practically never "knock knock" Arnie style, for one, because of having their hands full with a hot greasy box instead of a machine gun, which makes it much less impressive, and secondly because they usually lack the muscular development, what with all those flabby carbs...

And tests have shown that machine guns and boxes of greasy pizza rarely substitute each other.

But you can obtain the second at point of the first. Not vice versa, though, as a rule.

but which is a better waepon?

depend what you want it for, don't it?

With the right toppings, you can get anyone in the world to hand over their sub machine gun.

Make pizza, not war!

mmmmpizza
pepperoni, extra mozzarella, no onions under any circumstances please
^. .^
= ' =

Great minds think alike

Don't they now! Though I personally am rather partial to onions. Which is still no reason to unwrap my uzi.

I think I'd prefer to be threstened with an Uzi than a greasy Hawiian