h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That reminds me of Bert Kwok in 'Last of the Summer Wine.' He played this character called Mr Entwhistle - which was already funny because he's Asian. And he'd say solemnly, 'People in North Yorkshire [I think] are inscrutable.'

Olde saying

Northern folk, thin in wallet but thick in't head

I always look at it this wayYou have to be intelligent, to ACT thickBecause thick people are SO good at it

This is so true.

Fart! Need I say more

An old joke

An assassination attempt on Idi Amin, shot him in the head and missed his brain by 2 ft

Fart gets the Guinness Book of World Records - They missed his brain by a mile

Food time


later

Have a good night!

Sorry to keep this up
But! I hope fart has broken the judges gagging order and gets a BIG fine.
"we" have too many dictators in the world inc' 1 megalomaniac () putty, I don't want 2

Here's the latest summary:

http://twitter.com/i/status/1782875848208507031

I wasn't paying attention - I had to drive 17 miles each way to have a tooth pulled.

Boy, is that guy a good dentist! He had that tooth out in less than 5 minutes - it took way longer for the anaesthetic to work.

34 mile petrol cost and dentist cost - multiple swings of Jack Daniels and a mate with a pair of pliers


vid'

His face expression on our newsTANTRUM! I've thrown my teddy bear out of the cot

The insurance appears to be handling the oral surgery, anyway. The gas is the usual - but we don't go that many places.

Yeah, he's not happy.

I've only 8 teeth left all on bottom deck.
My last remaining molar has a cavity I can get an echo from

I ain't paying stupid prices for a dentist"they" can fall out on their own and so far NO pain as such

My uncle did that.

I'm losing teeth on the bottom - if I lose enough, maybe I can get a bridge or a plate.

My favourite parody guy has written one about the Trump trial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDv2w8jUGrw

I have tried 2 attempts of false teeth, but my mouth has rejected both
My last dentist (a female cracker) told me that the "gum line" wasn't "big enough a ridge" to support false teeth stuff

SO! I can suck chips/french fries

That's really weird.

But I know my grandmother didn't like her 'mail order teeth'. She'd take them out at the table. And my grandad would yell.

Anyway, I've got to go. My soup will get cold. Have a good night.

food time for near kip time

NO! I'm NOT having soup

Be well both

Oh bugger! Moriarty even beats me of soup!!!!!

Gadzooks!