h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

just read it and forgot it brain overload

Donald Trump's brain is overloaded. He said windmills caused cancer (by sound). This is making Twitter very happy.

Your telling lies - he ain't got a brain and it's NOT April 1st now

Okay, but he did say windmill noise caused cancer. They're threatening to raise money for research. (Joke.)

I've got to go now. Take care, sleep well. And stay away from windmills.

see you later

I've more chance of ruling the "world" than he hasI'm believable

For the last few days, Reefgirl has been unable to log into to hootoo ? she's emailed the mods/techs - there's a problem with "pliny ?" and they've said "someone put an illegal character in the coding and now they can't find it" (as yet) ???

She's back inbut has to keep changing to "brunel" ?

That's the one I always use

She should stay in Brunel. Or Goo. Or Alabaster. They work.

Pliny doesn't work right now. We're working on it. It's giving us all headaches. We'll keep working on it until we lick the problem.

I've NEVER liked it! anyway nor t'others
I just love brunel and how I've "adapted" parts in my P/S - inc' colour

I'm with you, I prefer Brunel. It's the most useful skin.

I'm listening to a newscast from last night. On a major network. They're discussing the president. They decided they needed a psychiatrist - so they're interviewing one.

I say to folk - my psychiatrist says I'm getting better! But I have reason to doubt him, as HE'S seeing a psychiatrist now

With NO disrespect to anyone whatsoever (as always)

my other quips are... I had a bad start in life, I'm schizophrenic and we're BOTH stupid.
and:
I have paranoia schizophrenia, I've got a feeling I'm following myself.

all done in humour, as I never intend any insult

I doubt anybody would take that seriously - that's not how schizophrenia works, anyway.

The psychiatrist said she thought Trump was 'stressed'.

He said,'I think I'm normal.' Which is pretty funny.

Descartes - I think therefore I am ?

Trump! I think, therefore I get headache

sounds better!!!!!!!

It does!

I've got to go eat supper, but I'll leave you with this gem from Merriam-Webster, the dictionary people: 'You couldn't be hibited if you tried.'

http://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/uninhibited-inhibit-usage-negative-prefix

Sleep well!

inhibit! There's secondary education for you I thought "inhibit" was you can't hibernate

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47840026

I've got something too hi-hide! I've got something too hi-hide!