h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, look at all the airport people
Ah, look at all the rescue people

Eleanor Rigby has her new babies
In Tampa with help from the team,
Is it a dream?
Looks at her puppies, cute little faces
That Twitter will 'like', that's for sure,
Foll'wers galore,

All the little puppies
Where did they all come from?
All the little puppies,
To whom do they belong?

Nugget looks guilty, nobody guessed
The delivery was so very near,
That much is clear,
Look at them working, medical rescue is glad to give help, they were there,
They really care

All the little puppies
They're Labs, let's give a cheer,
All the little puppies,
They're Facebook-bound, that's clear.

Eleanor Rigby, top service dog,
Now a mommy, she's earned her half-hour of fame,
Journalists came,
Poor guilty Nugget, watching the action
And hoping he might get a treat,
From Ellie's big feat.

All the Philly puppies
They're Labs, so cute, you know,
All the little puppies,
On the late-night TV show...

With absolutely no apologies, as everybody deserves this during silly season.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44292506

I shall post haste recommend paulh to make you honorary member of The Silly Hootoo Poets Club, Dmitri

I must resurrect the Headline Challenge game

Passenger detained after dropping litter at airport.

I like it!