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Greetings Spumoni. :)
Phoenix Started conversation Oct 25, 2000
Greetings and Welcome to H2G2!
I'm Phoenix, one of the ACEs here on H2G2.com. I saw that you were new here, so I thought I'd stop by and make sure you know we're glad you're here.
Well, sorry I'm not an attractive chick leaving you a message. But since I'm an ACE here I don't really hesitate to leave messages. 
If you need any help finding anything, on the site or in the books, please feel free to ask. In the meantime, you might want to check out the following pages for more information on the site ......
Newcomers Welcome page -=> http://www.H2G2.com/A5752
The World of H2G2 -=> http://www.H2G2.com/C572
ACEs homepage -=> http://www.H2G2.com/A214796
Who's Online? -=> http://www.H2G2.com/online
My Researcher Page -=> http://www.h2g2.com/U34835
Have a pleasant continued existance.
42!
Phoenix
^..^ 
Greetings Spumoni. :)
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 26, 2000
*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner, quite unofficially*
Welcome to h2g2!
I'm one of the Guardian Angels around here.
You might find our New User's Guide helpful, found here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A352667
Please do not hesitate to ask me if you have any questions!
You'll find my page here:
http://www.h2g2.com/U135628
May the be with you…
*drifting off, in her usual v.e.l.manner*
Greetings Spumoni. :)
Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 27, 2000
Howdy! Looking at the difference between your screen name now and when you were greeted, I'd have to assume there's been a bit of a change.
How're you liking H2G2 thus far? I'm also an ACE, but it looks like you got the formal stuff already - and from Phoenix and Titania, you lucky person you - so I just thought I'd keep it simple.
Enjoy yourself while you're here. And feel free to ask questions of anyone you meet. We're a friendly lot and more than willing to help out a fellow researcher.
G7
Greetings Spumoni. :)
Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) Posted Oct 28, 2000
hey i have an idea for an entry in this massive guide book about "dating a mormon gurl" i mean i successfully did it and it was one hell of an accomplishment ill say. so where would i submit that shtuph ?
oh yeah Canada sucks
Love to the moon and back,
Dino
Greetings Spumoni. :)
Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 28, 2000
As long as you couch it in the right terms, you could have a lot of fun writing that entry. And - knowing many Mormons and people surrounded by them - you could probably work up a good following. Once you write it up, you can submit it in the Edit screen.
As for Canada sucking, well I guess that just depends on how you look at it. If nothing else, keep in mind that you have real beer, compared to the water we normally have to drink here in the States. Also, you don't have the...um...pleasure of looking forward to the next four years under either Bush or Gore. For those two reasons alone I know folks who would move to Canada!
G7
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Greetings Spumoni. :)
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