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Post 41

RiffRaff

Last I heard, it doesn't exist. It was a concept that DNA was working on for a while, and then he got involved with other stuff.


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Post 42

Amanda

"Frag-ee-lay. It must be Italian." smiley - winkeye

Good thing you cleared that stuff out, Krissy - we have visitors!!

*Runs around in circles trying to clean up the badger/Dorito/Koolaid mess so that our new friends don't think we're a bunch of filthy heathens, decides against it and dumps everything back into the carpet, strings leis of popcorn around our guest's necks and helpfully proffers them packets of wheat germ. Flops back onto the bean-bag chair*

So, you guys wanna watch "A Christmas Story" or what? I'm in the mood for some strange reason... I can't put my arms down! heehee. smiley - smiley


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Post 43

beetle, return of

for the Salmon seekers read: http://www.atomiser.demon.co.uk/mh/faq/c.htm#4

Hey ho. You guys have been busy whilst i was away. *scurries to look for Corvette Summer* How about Dr. Strangelove?

I triple dog dare you.


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Post 44

NeverBob

I just spoke with the Dr., and he's not coming. Apparently he is quite upset with this room's clear lack of a wheelchair access, and doesn't want to dirty his wheels upon the carpet.

Anyone for "Princess Bride"?


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Post 45

Amanda

"Anyone for 'Princess Bride'"? *startled flustered strangled choking gigglesob* I'm sorry, but did you say..."Anyone...for 'Princess Bride'"?!?!?

...Why yes, thank you. smiley - smiley And I promise b and I won't get all pedantic about the quotes. ("I do not think it means what you think it means.") smiley - winkeye Hee hee!

Ahhh, yeah you're going to fit in great here.

Ok, so it's "Strangelove" (or "Clockwork Orange" if that doesn't put everyone off their Koolwhip), "Corvette Summer" (we threw it out - look in the trash bin), "Christmas Story" and "Princess Bride". Simultaneously. Did anyone bring an extra VCR? Or avocado dip?


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Post 46

beetle, return of

"I'll call the brut squad"
"I'm on the brut squad."
"You are the brut squad."

Start it up.


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Post 47

NeverBob

*sniff sniff* I believe someone has laced this dip with Iocane powder. Fortunately I've spent the last few years building up a resistance to the stuff...


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Post 48

Amanda

*giggling with childish delight* smiley - smiley

"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."


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Post 49

Classic Krissy


"Don't pester him. He's had a hard day."

"'Liar! LIAR!'
'Shutup wich!'
'I'm not a wich, I'm your wife, but after what you just said I'm not sure I want to be that anymore!'"

"Give me the gate key.

I have no gate key.

Fessik, break his arms.

Oh you mean this gate key."


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Post 50

NeverBob

"I think I jogged him too hard..."


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Post 51

Sir Muckford K. Wyrmbath ~ Researcher 52876

"It's possible, pig. I could be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, that the only reason I'm lying here is because I
lack the strength to stand. Then again... maybe I have the strength after all. DROP -- YOUR -- SWORD!"

~SMKW


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Post 52

beetle, return of

*dreamy sigh*

So when is someone going to start the tape?


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Post 53

RiffRaff

Er, I can't find it. We've got 'Life of Brian', 'Sifl & Olly', 'Akira', 'Rocky Horror'...


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Post 54

Amanda

*laughter reaching hysterical levels* Oh dear lord, someone one help me off this bean-bag chair so I can Time Warp. Again.

"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...god said, "Let there be lips". And there were. And they...were...good!" smiley - smiley


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Post 55

CrazyOne

I reckon we might even have enough people that Rocky Horror on video would make sense. Still a bit of a sacrilege, though. Needs a good audience partici... pation.


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Post 56

Spartus

What I want to know is this: Is an unoccupied beanbag chair still a chair, or just a giant beanbag?


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Post 57

Jonny

Good question. Um, in the meantime here's a great joke I heard the other day:

"Water melon! Sprocket! Ho ho ho!"

Does that help?


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Post 58

Classic Krissy

Not as good as the one that goes: Cat, Drink, Boofoo. Mistake! Mistake! Mistake!

HHHAAA HAAHA AHAHAHHAAA! *wiping a tear* That one always gets me.


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Post 59

Jonny

That's not funny, that's just sick! I'm surprised at you Krissy.


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Post 60

Classic Krissy

*muttering glumly* ...prude...


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