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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 19, 2003
TJ and I are both trying to lose. We got a bit fat and happy there in our newlywed bliss. 
My mother keeps reminding me I need to lose weight every time she sees me. I can't seem to convince her I'm already aware of this. 
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elwood Posted Aug 20, 2003
You should have checked out your mother-in-law's weight before marrying TJ. I would sign her up to the cake of the week club for her next birthday!
Hiya SMoB. I've never heard you mention your in-laws. They must be more polite in Australia and keep to themselves.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 20, 2003
No! That's *my* mother that reminds me! My mother-in-law is a doll! Go figure.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 20, 2003
My inlaws... I don't see a lot. My mother in law is dead and my father in law lives in a different state. They're not a close family. 
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elwood Posted Aug 21, 2003
I prefer my in-laws to my own family. I was trying to get them to adopt me, but then I realized I would be married to my own sister.
Ooh Shea! I do like the idea of replacing my Mother-in-law with a doll...thanks.
Wow SMoB. When an Aussie says someone lives in another state I know that must be a long way off. Your states aren't like Vermont and Rhode Island, they're HUGE! Just don't let your boys move to another state! (Keep those apron strings tied tight)
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 21, 2003
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to move to another state!
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elwood Posted Aug 22, 2003
Shea your singing voice sounds remarkably like Willie Nelson's. (I'm mean that in a good way)
Good morning SMoB.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 22, 2003
You are mean ... in a good way ...
SMoB
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 24, 2003
...and weirdly I've just come back from the Country Music capital of Australia. Weird huh?
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elwood Posted Aug 25, 2003
There's such a thing?!!
I vaguely remember Olivia winning new country artist when she came along. Is that typical Aussie Country?
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 30, 2003
Hm, Gina Jeffreys, Kasey Chambers, Slim Dusty... heard of any of them?
I'm not much of a country music fan, myself.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 31, 2003
Not at all ...
SMoB
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elwood Posted Sep 2, 2003
Nope.
Haven't heard of any of them.
I'm not a country fan. To quote myself from 20 years ago, "Country music exists to keep all those fans from the concerts I want to go to."
Hope all is well with you SMoB.
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elwood Posted Sep 4, 2003
Yeah, Shea. That's the expression on most of the country music fans faces. Just add a cowboy hat.
That's another thing about country fans why the hats? I remember a stand-up comedian commenting on the cowboy hat wearing by city guys - "I gave up dressing in costume when I was 8. So they wanna be a cowboy, when I was little I wanted to be an astronaut, you don't see me still walking the streets in a helmet and spacesuit!"
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Sep 4, 2003
Yee haw!
*rides horse around the forum for a while*
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 5, 2003
I already have saddlesores from all the riding I've been doing in the Thingite threads ...
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elwood Posted Sep 5, 2003
*Would offer a BenGay rub but is afraid TJ might stumble accross these posts*
*instead hops on his tricycle and rides after SMoB*
Yee Haw!!!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Sep 5, 2003
I'm scared of horses
*cowers in the corner*
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