h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*starts cleaning up pggb mess... sits buckets next to argon0, 1i, and unc so they can contain themselves*

*mixes another batch*
*has one*

::Spies a new batch of s Drags self over with only functional limb - right arm - its the pain in me diodes...::

Arhjkgshdjf .ssdfgggtvb Blubble - betty blease...

::Thinks for a moment - reaches up to his left ear (a tad tricky) and twists - HARD::

OW!!!! That's beeeter - May I obtain another of your fabulous concoction?? Cheers!

*bubble* could someone...um...mop me up and put me into a shot glass please?

unc, i'd like to help, really i would, but i'm afraid i'd catch a buzz just getting close enough to you to assist!

hey, can someone who's already drunk help unc over there? please?

*hands argon0 another *

*collapses*
hic!

*gets handed another and bursts into a rendition of "Ninety nine bottles of beer on the Wall"*

The same helpful person gets UH his shot.

::Gingerly sips new hoping not to lose function of remaining limb::

This is rather good - not got quite punch of the last batch, but a tad more flav....

::The reaches his speech centres and knocks them completely out of Kilter::

orsomeness of the blowble bink betooey smurble wurble.....

::Finally incapacitating his las tlimb, he falls into a hail of punctuation - again -.,;,)}:-0..,,,,::

*is sadly restituated, sober and all other bad things involving no alcohol or similar intoxicating substance in bloodstream*

Oh dear, can't have none of this!

*helps self to a silly amount of , , , and two 's*

*starts emptying'em*

::Still Realing from the effects of a quick drag over in another Forum, recovers self enough to climb up the Bar::

::Grabs Fresh // Cocktail, avoiding s for the moment::

Well here we are again, after a mini Rupert Yesterday!

arg! my liver! its escaped! quick, get it! I think i need it!

Here, I managed to stop it with a wall of s....

::Hands over Slightly enlarged grey lumpy thing::

that looks more like asponge than a liver

So it does - must be mine then...

::drat he noticed... removes UH's liver from its resting place in his lower abdominal cavity and hands it over::

Hi.

and another for good measure.

ah...

for me please. I've never had one before

*hands purplejenny a *
i hope you've read enough of the backlog to drink this responsibly....

*has another *

She probably has, pass me one.

can we see the stars from here? or is there a patch of grass outside. i need to lie down and get lost in the universe.

pj

I'll thank you for my liver, argon. And for another pggb. oh yes. up your bottoms!

*hands st. patrick a *
yes, i believe there is a hole in the ceiling over there in the corner, but there is also a patch of grass outside.

Could we drag the Patch of Grass in here under the hole in the roof?

::Takes a passing and swallows in one::

::then remembers what it did to him last time so ties self to nearest immovable object - i.e. the bar::

:: as an ex-glass of water::

What about dragging the roof out to the patch of grass?

*finishes off *

.....

Atheroneplch!

*regains tongue-control*
Another one please!