h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

With Mark barely able to see over the edge of his desk, what better place to go nuts than an abandoned Researcher Page. What was this person's user name again?

*punts a ball through the front window*

*swipes ball back through broken window so hard it bounces off the wall and lumps of plaster start falling to the floor!*

Howzat!

*Swallows ball*

Now, lets see you kick it like that *smug smile*

*Realises what that means*

*Does good impression of the ICQ message warning*

Uh oh!

*pretends not to see Joe*

Y'know, Peta has apparently submitted something in this guise...

Isn't it kind of spooky here? It's like she was abducted or something.

The Truth is Out There.

~spooky music~

Trust no one.

*more spooky music*

It's funny how *they* avoid this place. I wonder why....

* Thinks unworthy thoughts about asking the said entries editor to continually reject her submission for no apparent reason... Thinks 'Maybe it's a case of hanging around Joanna for too long... *

- Simply, High Spirited.

*Thinks, my dark ways can't be influencing the Almighty one, surely?? nah...*

*pretends to look innocent*

Aha. Found you all... What guise Joanna?

Golly! Who's that sultry woman that just entered this forum??



Hey baby, you come here often?

* HE looks on innocently whilst pointing at Joanna... *

* HE then points at Jimi X because he was the one that started it...!!! *

- Moving In Mysterious Ways.

*passes God a brew*

Lighten up bud, I'm trying to work my mojo here!

Hi babes. Now something's going down. What are you guys up to?

* glares at Jimi X... *

I resent the fact that people think they can simply palm me off with drinks, you make me look like an alcoh...

* gulp *

...what was I saying ???

* Thinks *

Yes, Jimi X was about to profess he has been carrying a ehem...'cross' for someone & that he is about to swear his undying love for someone in this very room...!!!

* HE smiles at Peta... *

- THE Chairman of the Board

*blushes*

Ahh, I simply love that shade of red, starting behind the ears and slowly creeping across the cheeks....


Mmmmm.....

Goodness!! What has happened to my inner dialogue?

*looks at God slightly distainfully*

There's no need to point the finger at me... since you're the ~almighty~ one you should be able to deal with any consequences Peta may have for you.

*looks ~dark~*

* HE wanders past heading towards the punchbowl whilst trying to look innocent, which is supremely hard when you have seen it ALL...!!! *

- Drunk On Life, Drunk On Power.

Oh goodness. Seen it all, I suppose you have *blushes even redder*...