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Who MEEE...!!!!
GOD Posted Jun 23, 2000
Yes, you certainly are trying...!!! 
- Walking On Water or Thin Ice
Who MEEE...!!!!
J'au-æmne Posted Jun 23, 2000
Almighty one, please don't be mean to Peta. Its fair enough for you to be mean to me, but she's already God-Fearing!
Who MEEE...!!!!
GOD Posted Jun 23, 2000
* He sips another drink whilst slurring his words... *
Oh, I see. Getting jealous are we, well... let... me... tell... you... something... young lady !!! 
I was roaming around the infinite cosmos well before you had your first evil thought !!!....&.....&....
* HE falls over his robes trying to avoid the sleeping Jimi *
- Simply, Zzzz, Zzzz, Zzzz...
Who MEEE...!!!!
J'au-æmne Posted Jun 23, 2000
I don't seem to see why I should be jealous but then again...
- walking in the Dark
Who MEEE...!!!!
GOD Posted Jun 23, 2000
* A mass of matted grey hair can be seen 'emerging' from the table near... *
By the way Peta, how do you get a job where you can surf to your hearts content every Friday...
I'm sure us immortals couldn't even turn a trick like THAT !!! 
Simply, Flabberghasted...
Who MEEE...!!!!
Peta Posted Jun 23, 2000
Jammy huh? I even get a shiatsu massage on Friday, compliments of h2g2. *Turns up the music*.
I must have been very, very, *very* good in a previous life...
I used to be Researcher 15551; I basically got the job by pestering the life out of Mr Mark Moxon until he finally gave in and hired me. He regrets it now of course. Little did he know about the *master plan*...
Who MEEE...!!!!
Jimi X Posted Jun 23, 2000
And that's why we all love you Peta.
You rose from the ranks like Richard Sharpe of Sharpe's Rifles fame. Well that and your killer body.
Who MEEE...!!!!
GOD Posted Jun 23, 2000
* HE makes mental note to send around Mad Gerald to Mark... *
Your awake Jimi !!!
Now whats that in your top pocket...!!!
It wouldn't be a ring, now would it...???
- Simply, High Spirited.
Oh Dear...!!!
Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) Posted Jun 23, 2000
* Gerald turns up with loofer & towel in hand... *
Did somebody say they needed a massage !!!
* He slicks back the remaining few greasy hairs, checks that his kimono is tied ALL the way down & scratches his back which has been shaved especially for the occasion...!!! *
Now Peta, where were we...
Oh Dear...!!!
Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) Posted Jun 23, 2000
* Poor old Gerald's loofer drops limply from his hands to the floor. He wonders why Peta has cast him aside so capriously. He thought he had it made when Peta was the first to turn up at his humble little dating agency. His small face, although resembling Phil Collins, aquires some pensive dignity as he bears the burden that his one true paramour has spurned his love... 
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* Although it has all the trappings of a Shakespearian soliloquy, Gerald is thinking... *
At least there is still Abi !!!
Oh Dear...!!!
Peta Posted Jun 26, 2000
Aw, now you've made me feel bad Gerald. *Offers him nice cup of tea*
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