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General Tso's What

Post 1341

FG

The only thing you've passed is that sea brick.


General Tso's What

Post 1342

SE

guys don't make passes at washed up sea bricks.


General Tso's What

Post 1343

FG

Quoth the sea momo.


General Tso's What

Post 1344

SE

quoth the sea whale


General Tso's What

Post 1345

FG

What other kind of whale is there?


General Tso's What

Post 1346

SE

the beached kind


General Tso's What

Post 1347

FG

You're the expert.


General Tso's What

Post 1348

SE

yes, i've studied your kind for years; i can spot a beached whale when her name is rebecca.


General Tso's What

Post 1349

FG

Wrong whale, wrong number.


General Tso's What

Post 1350

SE

tell another whale tale


General Tso's What

Post 1351

FG

Mrs. Paul killed the Gorton's fisherman in a crime of passion and cod.


General Tso's What

Post 1352

SE

that was no cod piece


General Tso's What

Post 1353

FG

Well, she didn't pop a cap in his halibut.


General Tso's What

Post 1354

SE

since when do halibuts wear caps?


General Tso's What

Post 1355

FG

Since they started going bald.


General Tso's What

Post 1356

SE

i thought the phrase was 'go dutch'


General Tso's What

Post 1357

FG

That's only for when you and I go out for a Danish.


General Tso's What

Post 1358

SE

nobody has enough cash on them to cover your danish habit


General Tso's What

Post 1359

FG

No, but they can apply for the Pastry Bank Credit Card.


General Tso's What

Post 1360

SE

their only interest is butter


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