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General Tso's What

Post 1281

SE

when you dream, you snore. and drool. and dry hump a bit.


General Tso's What

Post 1282

FG

I'm rubber, you're Polident.


General Tso's What

Post 1283

SE

i'm an elmer's man, flo


General Tso's What

Post 1284

FG

Does Elmer know?


General Tso's What

Post 1285

SE

who wants to know?


General Tso's What

Post 1286

FG

Yes, Hu does, and he wants to know now.


General Tso's What

Post 1287

SE

hu can shove it where tse sun doesn't shine


General Tso's What

Post 1288

FG

Sun Yat Sen?


General Tso's What

Post 1289

SE

sun yah tzi


General Tso's What

Post 1290

FG

I'm calling loaded dice!


General Tso's What

Post 1291

SE

i'm calling you a liar


General Tso's What

Post 1292

FG

My pants are smoking.


General Tso's What

Post 1293

SE

filtered or unfiltered?


General Tso's What

Post 1294

FG

Homegrown and hand-rolled.


General Tso's What

Post 1295

SE

have you got a permit?


General Tso's What

Post 1296

FG

No, but I've got a hermit.


General Tso's What

Post 1297

SE

having a hermit and being a hermit aren't the same thing.


General Tso's What

Post 1298

SE

and those are crabs, not hermit crabs.


General Tso's What

Post 1299

FG

C-


General Tso's What

Post 1300

SE

you get a p for pfft


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