h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now tic tac toe tic tac toe tic tac toe

i wanna play connect4

I only have 3

what is this, total recall?

Hmmm...I don't recall.

you never dialed the number in the first place

I dialed M for Momo.

and you got a busy signal because you were calling your home number

Five days, and that's what you came up with?

D-

you're lucky i came back.

I told the hospital to drop you off in the morgue. I guess my bribe wasn't enough.

they dropped me off at the morgue but i wasn't gonna be the one to pick you up - let the funeral director do that.

What does the funeral best boy have to say about it?

i don't know. let's ask the funeral gaffer if he knows.

He knows...but he's not telling.

why not? afraid of making a gaff?

Afraid people will laff.

they're afraid you'll pass gas

No, I passed go, I collected $200.

the only thing you passed was your expiration date.