h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or a feline, or a catoid or felinoid for that matter?

If so, do you want to be in my Natural History Museum? This is a collection of researchers with animal names or avatars. Due to clever folding of Space and Time (I am a black-belt in origami), it is possible to be in the museum and elsewhere in h2g2 at the same time.



Amy

we're all cats deep down... well, some of us are... unfortunately, if I were a real cat, then I couldn't hold my light saber

yes, I am a cat in a humanoid body... I am in fact a cat-sapien... prrrr... I use my cat-like abilities to leap around stealthily aided by the Force

I'd be happy to be a part of your Natural History Museum... but, being a cat, I'll need plenty of freedom to exist in all those multiple places at the same time...

now I must go and express my feline tendencies... ciaomeow

That's probably good enough. I mean, I got in and I'm made of cloth (baggy and a bit loose at the seams...). Anyway, wellcome and well done on landing a cabinet position so quickly. I'll get practising that walk.

Cheers... I just happened to be in the right place at the right time (in both circumstances - arriving to h2g2 and landing the cabinet... though, due to its bulkiness, it is a pretty difficult job)...

the problem with being a cat-sapien and the minister of silly walks is that sometime I have to walk in a completely un-cat-like manner... but on my days off...

ciaomeow...