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I am not you

Post 1

Mardi Gra

Do you ever log on to find that h2g2 thinks you are someone else? Today, it thought I was you, and when I visited your user page it even asked me if I wanted to add or edit any of your entries. Being an upright researcher for this fine organ, I declined this kind offer and logged on as myself (me).
Why did h2g2 choose to allocate your identity to me? From your entries, I can only conclude that you must have some kind of online homoerotic magnetism. In a butch kind of way.
BTW, is the spelling mistake in your e-mail address deliberate? smiley - fish


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Post 2

Jim Plates (who is not Mr Tumnus)

mistake is deliberate, it's a middle english proverb. They spelt funny back then. Thanks for not being me btw.

Yes, I do have a homoerotic magnetism, but I am just a Gay Icon, not a full practicioner. It's a shame really, I'd have more success with men....

still,

that's it for now,

JP


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Post 3

Mardi Gra

Move over Madonna, Kylie and Garry Bushell...
JP is the new gay icon for the h2g2 generation!

(When's your first release?) smiley - winkeye


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Post 4

Jim Plates (who is not Mr Tumnus)

I love Gary Bushell. He is THE MAN.

Madonna and Kylie are pretty cool too.

JP


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Post 5

Mardi Gra

It did it again today!
Will there be no end to this madness?


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Post 6

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

Evening, Mr. Tumnus. That made for interesting reading.


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Post 7

Mardi Gra

Oh no! Does la Reine des Poissons Rouges also think I am you?
And I thought there were enough silly queens at h2g2 already! smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

Jim Plates (who is not Mr Tumnus)

Dear God! who would ever have thought that a conversation could spring from the fact that someone accidentally became me!

Odd!

JP


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