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I am not you
Mardi Gra Started conversation Oct 13, 2000
Do you ever log on to find that h2g2 thinks you are someone else? Today, it thought I was you, and when I visited your user page it even asked me if I wanted to add or edit any of your entries. Being an upright researcher for this fine organ, I declined this kind offer and logged on as myself (me).
Why did h2g2 choose to allocate your identity to me? From your entries, I can only conclude that you must have some kind of online homoerotic magnetism. In a butch kind of way.
BTW, is the spelling mistake in your e-mail address deliberate?
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Jim Plates (who is not Mr Tumnus) Posted Oct 13, 2000
mistake is deliberate, it's a middle english proverb. They spelt funny back then. Thanks for not being me btw.
Yes, I do have a homoerotic magnetism, but I am just a Gay Icon, not a full practicioner. It's a shame really, I'd have more success with men....
still,
that's it for now,
JP
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Mardi Gra Posted Oct 14, 2000
Move over Madonna, Kylie and Garry Bushell...
JP is the new gay icon for the h2g2 generation!
(When's your first release?)
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Jim Plates (who is not Mr Tumnus) Posted Oct 14, 2000
I love Gary Bushell. He is THE MAN.
Madonna and Kylie are pretty cool too.
JP
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Mardi Gra Posted Oct 19, 2000
It did it again today!
Will there be no end to this madness?
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Nov 1, 2000
Evening, Mr. Tumnus. That made for interesting reading.
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Mardi Gra Posted Nov 4, 2000
Oh no! Does la Reine des Poissons Rouges also think I am you?
And I thought there were enough silly queens at h2g2 already!
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Jim Plates (who is not Mr Tumnus) Posted Nov 4, 2000
Dear God! who would ever have thought that a conversation could spring from the fact that someone accidentally became me!
Odd!
JP
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- 1: Mardi Gra (Oct 13, 2000)
- 2: Jim Plates (who is not Mr Tumnus) (Oct 13, 2000)
- 3: Mardi Gra (Oct 14, 2000)
- 4: Jim Plates (who is not Mr Tumnus) (Oct 14, 2000)
- 5: Mardi Gra (Oct 19, 2000)
- 6: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Nov 1, 2000)
- 7: Mardi Gra (Nov 4, 2000)
- 8: Jim Plates (who is not Mr Tumnus) (Nov 4, 2000)
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