h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dear...ummm...Me and everyone who is participates in the Guide,

Recently, I started to reread the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy book series. When I saw the article on an actual Guide in Time Magazine I was ecstatic.

This is incredible that i can now actually participate in the great Guide.

Whelp, i doubt that anyone reads this, but i had to write something

Hi there! I noticed that you were new here, and thought I'd stop by and say hello. It's always great to meet new people on the guide, so I'd love to chat. If you have any questions, concerns, or are just feeling lonely, hit the "Reply" button.

Yup, it certainly appears that people do read these things. There would be no point in making them if people didn't read them.

In case you are having some trouble getting settled in, here are some links you should visit:

ACEs Homepage
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796

Quick Reference Guide
http://www.h2g2.com/A344756

Guardian Angel New Users Page
http://www.h2g2.com/A352667

Wow...thanks for the reception and the kind offers.

I think that i should fit in nicely here if everyone is this friendly.

I am sure that i will see you around.

I suspect that, before long, you will get a welcome message from an ACE. The ACEs are the official welcome wagon for the Guide, I just happened to catch you online and beat them here.

Hey Dan, stop beating me!

Hi Zarquon, welcome to H2G2

My name's Bistroist and I'm one of the Guide's Assistant Community Editors (ACE's), that Dan was telling you about. We're a bunch of volunteers who roam this place trying to be as nice and helpful as possible, and meet and greet as many newcomers as we can.
If there's something you need help with, or just want a few links to some of the cool places in here, I suggest you visit our common homepage, by following Dans link.
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796

As you might already know, there's a welcoming message to all newcomers over here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752

Other questions you'd might like to ask? Try the "ask H2G2" and "How do I..."-forums
http://www.h2g2.com/A148907 and http://www.h2g2.com/A242470

btw. In case you haven't noticed, the "Don't Panic" button in the top menu bar links to an occasionally useful help section.

Don't worry if you don't understand any of this, just stick this in your ear


Have fun!
~Bistro

*puts the yellow thing in his ear*

*waves at Bistro*

Thanks

You're welcome

If you need help with anything, just shout!*



~Bistro


*= Or, for increased efficiency, post it in this thread or at my page (click on my name to get there), and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Yes, it's a proven fact that shouting at your computer does very little to improve things. Although sometimes it makes you feel better.

Hello there. Just thought I'd take the opportunity to roll out the red carpet and welcome you to H2G2. Trouble is one of the other A.C.E.'s has beaten me to it!!

No Problemo!!

Enjoy!!

No worries Bassman, the more the merrier


~Bistro

Sonya: Hello Zarquon!
Thought I'd just hop right into the conversation here.
Hmm, actually it seems to have stopped five weeks ago. Well maybe I can get it going again.

No worries mate, we'll have you up and going again in no time


Isn't it wonderful how modern technology can save lives and forum threads...?


~Bistro

*brings the thread some .*

C'mon, get moving.

Sonya: Okay, so what are we talking about? How is everyone today?

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Thanks for the footnote, Bistroist. For a second I thought you wanted to get drunk on reindeer.

I'm just happy because I got a 90% on my Physics midterm.