h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

haHA! think you can mess with fire and not get burned? Well, you better get another think coming! I will now commence slapping you with this fish!

*NYC produces a fish from his pocket*

*SLAP*

[angel]

[sea]

[evillene]

[angel]

[sea]

[evillene]

[angel]

[sea]

[evillene]

[angel]

[sea]

[evillene]

*NYC hits Angel with a final to freeze him, and then slaps everybody for being so silly*

*sigh* sibling rivalry...

*evillene grabs one of the and slaps NYC back*

*and the two go at it like rabid squirrels over the last walnut on earth*

[NYC] I *smack* thought this was *punch* Angel's *kick* battle forum!

[evillene] well, *bam* you thought wrong*

*slap*

*kick*

*punch*

*sea and angel watch*

*slap*

*kick*

*punch*

*scratch*

*sea pulls out some popcorn and shares it with angel*

*slap*

*kick*

*smack*

*NYC gets evillene in a headlock and gives her a nuggie(sp?)*

*evillene screeches and grabs NYC around the knees, knocking him off balance and sending them both tumbling to the floor*

*angel seems slightly sad that he is still frozen*

*sea is enjoying her popcorn*

*evillene is still fighting with NYC*

*slap*

*smack*

*punch*

*kick*

*sea runs out of popcorn*

[sea]hey! HEY! stop fighting until I get some more food; I don't wanna miss anything!

*NYC and evillene continues fighting*

[sea]*sigh* fine, have it your way...

*sea pulls out an aluminum baseball bat from angel's closet-o-stuff, and pops NYC and evillene both squarely in the head. they both fall, unconscious*

[...ten minutes later...]

*sea comes back with arms full of fat-inducing goodies, and finds NYC and evillene still unconscious*

aww darn!

[sea] just have to eat my fat-inducing goodies anyways...

*sea munches happily*

*NYC wakes up, rubbing the back of his head*

et tu, sea? that's it!

*NYC takes out one of his uzis, and fires. sea ducks, and when the firing stops, she thanks herself that she wasn't shot...*

*NYC grins* look up...

*sea looks up, just in time to get hit by a shandelier, which was oddly enough in angel's battle forum*

angel sure has weird taste...

*NYC lies back down*

*sea groans*

*angel screams a very un-masculine scream and falls to his knees*

[angel] my 13th century italian chandelier!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*angel jumps on NYC and starts pounding the hell out of him*

*NYC is crushed by a giant block of ice jumping on him*

[i have no comeback for that....]

Just what in tarnation is going on in here?

[sea] what is going on? evillene and i are fighting our goody-goody brother. do you have a problem with that?!

*evillene and sea pounce on angel*

*NYC groans, having been pounded into the pavement*

*sea jumps out of the fight, gives NYC a healing kiss, and jumps back into the fight*

*evillene jumps out of the fight long enough to kick uncle heavy in the knee, then rejoins it*

*NYC jumps in the fight long enough to hug sea and kick evillene, then jumps back out again to mess up the forum decorations*