h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

**shoots bum with his cheesy root**

B

*Eats nutty bum scratchings"

someone beat me.... Oo someone beat me... no, I mean someone beat me too shooting the bum with teh cheesy root *chews crud

*ponders crud

oh dear.

*shoots dear

*eats dear <e or is that deer? dear? deary deary deer oh mi, there appears to be a lobster tail poking out of my shirt pocket

And here I was thinking you were just pleased to see me

Oh that I am to be sure to be sure, as sure as the light a dawns through younder window shines, as sure as the sea may rise and fall afresh each day, as sure as teh laminated kitchen countertops made In Spain may forever continue, as sure as sure can be, thriley be that the pleasure be unto thi mind as a many manfold thing, on this day, and the next each as each in turn brings afresh that which hath been before.

Shirley that's enough!

Yes its enough, and how did you know my m name was Sherly?

I overheard a conversation about how the King Shirley was recruiting subjects and guessed it was you.

Lies they are all lies,
foreseen by none unto tell the truth,
lies they are all lies,
marmacests to the ready,
lies they are all lies,
not a mouse tell a single truth,
lies they are all lies,
oh look a number 24 bus....

My greatest achievement.

Add one 2legs and stand well back

Brilliant. Best laugh I've had all week. This is the highlight:

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Subject: Dear Editor
Posted Aug 3, 2005 by Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

please remove this from my message area


Subject: Dear Editor
Posted Aug 3, 2005 by Crozboz

Why?



Subject: Dear Editor
Posted Aug 3, 2005 by Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Because I never posted it here in first place and it is boring me


Subject: Dear Editor
Posted Aug 3, 2005 by Crozboz

You've completely missed the point of your message centre then. It's for OTHERS to send MESSAGES to YOU, which is what has happened. How many times have I got to say this before it sinks in?


Subject: Yes
Posted Aug 3, 2005 by Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

but it is in my personal area




Subject: Earwigs found in centre of earth
Posted Aug 3, 2005 by Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride


read post 3


Subject: Earwigs found in centre of earth
Posted Aug 3, 2005 by Crozboz

To quote yourself from earlier in the week in another thread:

"Well i can't be arsed"

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You couldn't make this stuff up. Ah the good ole days...


Footie, you deserve a prize.


Haven't heard from the earwigs for a while though

Genius!

Seeing this pop back to the top of my convo list makes me almost miss him. Don’t you ever wish he was back?

*ssHHHHhh*

Don't say such things.

*makes averting evil sign*

A prize? Can I have a stone leopard?

Have him back? Only for these small moments of entertainment, then I remember all the "It just turned 00:04" posts.

A stone lepoard? Crikey you don't ask for much.


*hauls out chunk of granite and chisel and hammer*


*tap, tap, tap....tap...tapmtap*

*gasp*

She's making one! She's actually making one!

I thought they were a myth