h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Waspologist.

Have you found one of them in the yellow pages, Trin?

I found a wasp in the yellow pages once. strange that. I mean not strange like really weird strange odd weird strange, but perculiar none the less.

No, seems to be a gap in the market for waspologists.

Will the slaters not see sense and join with their earwiggy brethren? It's a big tent, wasps and everything.

Would the editor please move this off my personal space please

Wasps on pre-mod? Or are the slaters trying to negotiate?

How will the Earwigs know once they've gotten to the centre of the Earth?

They could dig a couple of feet and say "We're here!"

They could dig a couple of feet, but I'd say once they've gotten to the core their feet will be pretty toastie Or have they been issued with special boots?

It's gone eerily quiet in this tunnel…

Has the tunnel caved in?

A team of expert tunnel-rescue snails has been called in. They're calling for calm.

Hey, what's this headless chicken doing here?

Oh, hi everyone! I didn't expect the centre of the earth to be so crowded!

We're all hiding from our bosses down here.... its the last place they'l think of

Doo-dee, doo-dee, doo-dee.

I was going to post the Doctor Who theme tune "sing the theme tune, write the theme tune"

But I can't be bothered to do all the "Wee ooo woooooh" 's

Ahh so this is where that hole on the penis thread leads?

'adjusts lamp on hardhat'

hoh yus!

Why is this on my personal space?

Things that appear in your personal space occur when someone presses a button on your space such as the dirty great big one marked "START NEW CONVERSATION". This time is no exception.

You're being paranoid and dillusional. I can assure you that we're not all out to get you... maybe.

this is on my messages and I want it move please mr editor

Where to? It's been left on your Space, so this is where it is. No-one's telling you to read it - it's just meaningless nonsense and drivel, after all Funnily enough, though, there seems to be a lot of it about on h2g2 these days.