h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh! Oh! I forgot yeeeeeeees! the chinchilla rampent! (didn't they have a top 100 hit single, in the mid-90s? Rampent Chinchilla, can't recall the name of the single though...)

Would that be otter or on gules?

"I'd be rather alarmed myself if 2legs started waving his lance at me!"

That sounds like a yikesable comment to me

I deny everything.

I've heard otterwise

I can hear otters, sweet sweet otters

I object, your honour! Call for speculation!

To speculate otters you have to accumulate otters!

Or, in otter-words, to fully understand one's own inner otter, you first have to understand the otter outside

Whooo, that's ott-er-this world

Which side of the otter is most furry?

The otter one!

In one

I tried it in a canter today during my lesson. My many failures at least kept the riding instructor and the horse amused...

And the otter

... was otterly amused.

Otterwise we'd have a complaint on our hands (paws)

hoofs

Its gotten otterly ottery round here since I last posted

Butter the otter you know, as my Grandmother used to say, in her infrequent non-eel referencing peculiar words of indesipherable wisdom