h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hehe. wondered when someone would come up with that idea....

*is looking very innocent*

Isn't that your job oh leader of us mere dragons oh leader??

Actually I generally do it because its fun to scar newbies... there are some exceptions of course *glances at Lady kitush*

Well ease off on the talking anyway, too much back log.

Ah then you failed in your duty EC.

Sincerest apologies my lord. i shall keep very quiet now....

*clicks fingers and loud music suddenly sounds*

Really must get my magic fixed at some point....

Start a new conversation to talk nonsense and talk some here but greet new members. And if I have not been on in two days or the is over 30 posts after my last, post how many dots back the new member place their info at the begining of each new page.

Or you can just ask us to post the joining info of the newbies on your PS so you can add them and/or greet them in person.

or heres a really sensible thing...

Have this ONLY for newbies. No chatting. just newbies...Its a tad on the radical idea, but it just might work....

Woah! That thought never occured to me...

Did think it might be a bit too radical...but thought not harm in trying!

You crazy! That would unravel our entire social order! ... Well, your social order anyway

OI! I got a social order outside of this room...honest! Especially after Monday! (dissertation handed in)

*glares at EC*

Suuuuure you do

Congrats on the dissertation!

oh wait sorry. I meant this coming Monday.

And yes I have a social life....Well not right now obviously....

*realises the futility of her existence*

Technically, by talking to us on hootoo you have a social life.

and what a social life it is!

Mind you - My social life is very online at the moment. I talk to everyone in my life holed up in my room online. Seriously. My existence is very depressing right now