h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.....so I'm inquiring as to you health to prove the point.

How are thing Bagpuss and real ales planned to be consumed this weekend?

Elections over? $%@#! I though I had another week or so. When's the result due?

Real ale consumption is liable to zoom up from four a month to four a night when I return to uni. I would have had more, but most of my friends are away and my dad and I go to the football club on quiz night, which has Worthy's on smoothflow as it's best drink.

Ok the result is due in the post on Monday. And I'm sworn to secrecy about the outcome.

By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, whenever it was. Sorry I missed voting.

No problem it was Tuesday. No big deal.

Tuesday 19th? I know far too many people with birthdays then. 2/5 of my house next year, for a start. Then my sister and the cat on the following day (admittedly the cat's is an approximation; the vet said end Sept/beginning Oct).

An ex of mine was as well. Plus one of my housemates from Uni was. As well as one of my Sister in LAws aunts and one of my distant cousins

It occurs to me that this is around about nine months after Christmas. Hmmm.

Very well worked out my friend

Hi Amy how are things checking out on the exhibits are you.

I'm not doing a maths degree for nothing, you know.

No but can you proof the existance of nothing

Let's see... infinitely many primes... irrational numbers... solutions to Pell's equation... diametrically opposite points on the Earth's surface with the same instantaneous temperature and pressure... No, I don't think I can.

*looks confused*

why would you want to do any of those things above anywya... infinitely diametric irrational solutions? far too much of a headache... I'll stick to my molecules!

That's the way with some molecules. Very sticky things, molecules.

some can be ok... I dont mind so long as they dont stain my hands too much... that can be really annoying at times...

*DD decides that the sticky molecules he has just bought my stick to his hands*

I need something to wipe these molecules off on. Anyone got a spare back I could borrow?

hmmm... you could use the back of my lab-coat... I mean that is far too clean for its own good...

*DD wipes mloecules of massage oil all over the back of FC's lab coat*

Seems a waste though.