h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

First of all, may I wish you a belated happy birtday, or birthday even.

I found your paperless paperchase by accident a couple of days ago and have reached clue 3. I think I know the answer but I'm on webtv and can't get into any threads with more than 20 posts, or occasionally I get only the last few posts.

I would like to ask you if you can tell me what clue 4 is, but of course I have to get the correct answer to clue 3 first, but if I put it here it will (if correct) give the game away.

Can you help, do you think?

To narrow it down a bit I think that it may be in the "heavy" thread. It's the only thread in the first five articles listed on my search that I can't get into.

Does that help?

Yes, you've got that one right, though in fact the thread has only 17 posts. Does web-TV fail due to the size of the page or some other weird reason? Either way you're a bit stuck for joining in conversations. Anyroad, here's clue 4, originally set by Orcus (and it's a toughy):

Doubly female? No men around anyway. A lonely situation.

Thank you. Yeah you're right, no idea so far.

I'm not really sure why it happens but 20 is the most posts I ever get to see. Still, keep going while I can.

Thanks again.

Okay.

Okay I got the answer to clue 4 that you sent me but your own clue 5 (Distant dials?...) has got me clawing the paper off the walls in frustration.
Any chance of a little help?

Am unsubscribing now.

Oh . Failing to recognise the name, I just asked you on your page if you needed help.

*kicks self*

How many TORGs do I think there are.

As for my distant dials, perhaps they're more like knobs.