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Hi there. I'm Torg and I'm Gatekeeper at the Castle. We have lots of different attractions there, including dozens of rooms to do your own thing in and loads of loopy Knights. Why not drop in and help yourself to a nut or two straight from my bonfire. And if you decide to join us you will even get one of our world renowned sparklers!
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I am also an H2G2 paperchaser. Be the first to solve a diabolical clue and the magnificent prize is...you get to set the next one!
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