h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi!!!
Thankyou for linking to my ministry but I have a minor matter to discuss with you...ummm, next to my name is a large pile of beer glasses and drinks which may give out the wrong impression
But otherwise it's very nice
*hugs*

You must have an exceptionally large screen, because as far as I can see the glasses are below your name and next to the F&F bit, which of course you never fequent.

*grins*
Unless you have a very narrow screen?
They're definitely next to my name...and the Jelly's next to Amy's name you see!
And I don't spend all my time in the F&F...there's ummm...that place...with the umm...things...errr...well that's not the point

Well, it still looks OK to me and it looks a bit odd if I move the beer glasses down. I'm sure that if anyone does get the wrong impression they'd realise their mistake if they talk to you.

*grins*
I hope thats not sarcasm from you Mr!!! Besides you spend as much time in there as I do

From me? Perish the thought.

*avoids responding to the last comment.

*grins*
I bet you thought I wouldn't notice that little footnote didn't you!
*points out that this is a rhetorical question and if he mentions that it was entirely meant for her to see she will create a rival list on her page equally including footnotes*

It'll take one heck of a footnote to scare me, missy. Do your worst.

Did that sound all tough like a cowboy in a Western? I see you've finished Mansfield park, was it worth it?

*laughs and attempts to think of something cow girl like to say*
Ummm...
*realises that the cow girls never said anything*
Ah...
*smiles and passes him a shot of whisky as that's the closest she can think of*

Why are you trying to sound like a cowboy? And sadly you were way off as I can't help but envisage you as Bagpuss in a cowboy hat and as Bagpuss was generally asleep it's not overly convincing...

*thinks*
Was it worth it? Hmm...possibly in the sense that I'll be able to write a vague essay on it now but other than that I'd go with no as she married the wrong bloke and he never loved her he was just on the rebound from Mary Crawford and so settled for second best... I also didn't like her dress on the front cover

*catches the whisky as it slides past him on the bar, downs it and tilts his hat*

I was just trying to sound sort of tough to prove your threat of footnotes didn't scare me.

Well, I won't read it, then, although I could always try spoiling the ending for someone who is reading it.

*Puts on a fake dodgy accent and drawls "thankya sir"*

Oh...
*sniggers at the image of Bagpuss (the cartoon cat)linedancing in a cowboy hat and boots*
Hehehe

You weren't reading it were you??? That was just a hypothetical someone who might be reading it wasn't it? Aaah well, I've saved you the trouble now

Who're you callin a damn stinkin cartoon cat? Ah may be animated, but ah'm a puppet.

No I wasn't. I'm currently (re)reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

*laughs*
You ever seen that big chickeny thing...ummm is it Foghorn Leghorn? Because you sounded just like him with that fake accent Besides I was just clarifying which Bagpuss I was laughing at...having said that you line dancing would probably be quite amusing as well

Umm Goblet of Fire? That's the 4th one isn't it? Hmm...I keep meaning to read them, in fact I think I will once I've read The Changeling, in fact maybe I could read it before the Changeling, I'm sure the examiners wouldn't mind

*laughs*
You ever seen that big chickeny thing...ummm is it Foghorn Leghorn? Because you sounded just like him with that fake accent Besides I was just clarifying which Bagpuss I was laughing at...having said that you line dancing would probably be quite amusing as well

Umm Goblet of Fire? That's the 4th one isn't it? Hmm...I keep meaning to read them, in fact I think I will once I've read The Changeling, in fact maybe I could read it before the Changeling, I'm sure the examiners wouldn't mind

*reverting to his normal accent, so as to avoid any more unflattering comparisons and also the temptation to say "boy, ah say boy"*

I refuse to be seen line dancing. Unless you count Whigfield.

Yes, the fourth and longest. You could always qwait for the film to come out, looks like a good cast list, although it has been pointed out that it reads like a list of every British actor there is. Alternatively, you'd probably complete all the books in 5 days flat, thus leaving plenty of time to find some other diversionary activity to avoid reading what you're supposed to.