Head removal
Hi. I'm Ph (jtoh) and that is because the slightly more subversive one was removed after a legal case over the misuse of a similar site on Maximegalon. It is quite hard to think up to the level of the rest of you without the benefits of parallel processing so I hope you'll be patient.
I find saxing and drumming helps.
Frees the active cortex for appropriate wandering (wo?).
Any other ideas that don't involve dodgy substances that we can't talk about (or even alcohol, which, basically, makes me fat when taken in effective quantities) would be gratefully received.
SO what's new on Earth? I've not been here for a while and it looks pretty screwed up to me. A guy named after a shrub seems to have just decided we should all drown.
Ah well - head first into the maelstrom - see you around.
Ph xx
ps. Just realised this entry is more about head restoration than head removal but I'm sure you know what I mean.
pps. something that has occured to me since I wrote this intro a few weeks ago is that having only one head to some extent sums up my overall self image. I am basically just my head. Glad I haven't got two any more. We just used to argue. Better look after this one.
ppps. for the baffled (or maybe just those that didn't catch the original h2g2 radio progs), Zaphod only had one head when he first met Arthur at a party and stole his chick. And he called himself Phil.
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