h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mew!

Okay, if we assume the paintings in our rooms represent weapons, the ones we have accounted for so far are:

GL - noose
Yo - pipe
BBW - mace
Mew - blowgun
WM - piano wire
Red - daggar
KL - hatchet

And the people/androids killed so far are (in order):

Jim - daggar
Stavro - hatchet
KL - noose
Red - sword
GL - blowgun

Now, does this actually tell us anything? And the following people haven't said what paintings are in their rooms: Peet, Lil, Affy, NYC and UH.

}Affy hasn't posted ANYTHING since St. Swiffen's Day.{

I spoke with Peet in his room. His painting is of a single stick of dynamite.

Thanks Witty. So the list now looks like this (thanks to copy and paste )

GL - noose
Yo - pipe
Peet - dynamite
BBW - mace
Mew - blowgun
WM - piano wire
Red - daggar
KL - hatchet

And the people/androids killed so far are (in order):

Jim - daggar
Stavro - hatchet
KL - noose
Red - sword
GL - blowgun

And yes, Mew - Affy is missing! Normally he lets me know when he is going to be away, but this time he didn't. He hasn't answered any of my emails, either.

I've got a big sword. Freud would be proud.

I'm sorry about that.

}I don't get it.{

Well, in that case, you are probably too young. This all appears to be gooooinnnnngggg veeerrrryuyyy slooooowwwwllly. where are Affy and His lordship?

}No clue. LR said he was going to be posting sporiadically, and Affy's disappeared entirely.{

[Mew turns around and seems to stare at something]

No, must've been my imagination.

[Mew settles down on the mantlepiece]


Has the fireplace been turned right way around again?

yep.

you seem to forget that my painting has a wrench in it...

NYC, when you traveled through that secret passage, did it go directly to this room, or were there other branches you could have taken?

I... really don't know... *NYC heads for his room*

most interesting......... who else has secret passages?

Well, I for one am back for a while. Sorry about the abscence. Has ANY one heard ANY thing from Affy?

does no one have his email?

Well?

Maybe he just doesn't love us any more

Hmmm... well, the game shall continue without him for the time being.

How?