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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 23, 2001
Oh!!?/ All you have to do is die... that sounds easy... 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Aug 23, 2001
its not that simple at all. it is really really hard to do it welll. especially if someone is dying in your arms, and hes a bloke in a dress who was suposed to be ravishing and beautiful and above all female. sensitive is hard ion this instance.
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Ottox Posted Aug 23, 2001
That was easy! 
But it was boring to be dead, so I'm not anymore!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 23, 2001
Death scenes may be hard to do, but think how necessary they are!
Would you want an indecisive bumbler like Hamlet to grow up
and rule Denmark and maybe appoint Daffy Duck his ambassador
to Disneyland? (Okay, bad example, but I hope you catch my drift 
).
Of course, Romeo and Juliet were sad cases that never should have
gotten as far as the death-scene phase. If they were acted badly
enough, though, the audience might have insisted on death.
You never know. Maybe it was out of Shakespeare's hands.
The Wicked Witch of the West was definitely a death scene to be happy
about--unless Dorothy was thirsty and needed to drink that pail of water.
Okay, so WWOTW was not a Shakespeare character, but maybe if
Shakespeare had lived longer, he would have written about her, too,
after he had used up all the good plots and characters.
But I seem to be getting off-topic..........
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 23, 2001
Wait... I read a book about the WWOW and I have learned that she was simply misunderstood...
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Ottox Posted Aug 23, 2001
* rolls eyes *
Have I told you lately that I love you all!? 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 23, 2001
Yes... you just now did!!!
We love you too!!!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 23, 2001
I just checked the info page... HOW did I make 183 posts in the last 24 hours!?? 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 23, 2001
Simu-post last time, D- I'm not being catty
By posting 183 times?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 23, 2001
OH.. that makes sense.... I was never one for math... thanks!!!
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Ottox Posted Aug 23, 2001
I guess you're right Sarge!
Goodnight all you good people!
Please come to my party!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 23, 2001
Night- we will!
What is the Url for the info page, D?
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