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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 1, 2001
someone has seen the long kiss good night 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 1, 2001
Not me
Well, it's 1 minute past midnight here in good ol' England, and my cat's looking at me accusingly
*thinks: I wish she'd put that light out*
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Apr 1, 2001
It's 6.35pm in Austin Texas, and I've just had me a very pleasant 
... a g+t as it happens. Ooh, I've gone all Jimmy Saville now then now then how's about that then guys and gals goodness gracious here we go with a letter from a lovely lovely lady who says Dear Jim could you please fix it for me to sing with Barry Manilow 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 2, 2001
It's 10'oclock ... do you know where your children are?
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 2, 2001
actually..it is 4:07am and I dont have any kids..if I did they would be in bed by now though
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 2, 2001
at school
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 2, 2001
I wasn't asking you personally. There's a television station here in NY that at 10:00 every night says that. I personally think that if it's 10pm on a school night, and you don't know where your children are, you may have a few problems.
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 2, 2001
no...in my opinion you are just a bad perant...I mean these days most of it is have some cash and get lost pple dont spent time with there children any more
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 2, 2001
Oh, I think that being a bad parent may be a problem! 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 2, 2001
I know a lot of pathetic parents...
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Apr 2, 2001
*Getting serious for a moment*
This one works both ways - it's bad to not keep control of your kids, but it's just as bad to over-control them and stifle their spirit. Finding that place in the middle is very hard these days because there are so many more temptations, and opportunities for kids to get involved in something bad. My parents didn't want me to play down by the river nearby, but that was exactly where I wanted to play, and even if they told me not to go there, I knew that was just where I was going. Luckily, it was some years ago, and the older kids who hung out there were more likely to dunk you in the water than sell you crack.
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Ottox Posted Apr 2, 2001
Thanks God, we can feel SAFE when our children play at h2g2! 
ALL PRAISE TO THE MODERATORS! 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 2, 2001
*takes away Ottox's drink, leads him to a sofa, and has him lie down for a while*
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Apr 2, 2001
*Dims the lights*
There there Ottox, it'll all be 
after a little rest
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 2, 2001
*tickles Ottox's nose with a feather*
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