h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Me do something wrong, never, Im an angel I dont deserve to be called names, well it's ok to shout something when Im being good

Im just down but Im ok

Sad to hear that you're down...

I don't like my friends to feel bad; anything I can do?

Just be careful your halo doesn't slip...

*thinking* umm nope dont think there is anything you can do *brain overload* ouch that hurts

I try to keep it on my head but it keeps falling off opps there it goes again

My, that's a nasty case of brain-strain there. Would you like me to kiss it better?



Hmmm. Maybe I shouldn't be so cheeky...

please do *snif*

*does so*
There; how's that? Any better?

*pulls out virtual hanky in case Leanne needs it*

*rubs head* thank you feels much better

*takes hanky and wipes her eyes* here you can have your hanky now, dont worry i didnt wipe my nose in it

Good stuff; I'm glad you're feeling better now.
Nearly time to go home.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Are you actually having to work today?

Did you get my reply?

yes i did get your reply ive just been really busy im sorry for neglecting you

That's okay - things are pretty hectic here too. I'm in the middle of a 500-copy session of colour photocopying. I think our colour photocopier is about to melt...

Plus our poor computer guy at work is having an absolute mare - his computer's completely buggered and the company's having serious virus problems too. Nightmare.

What've you been up to?

Same here im on a serious mission of photocopying and the copiers proberbly older than you I have to do it without beating the copier up which at this point in time is very tempting!

Aarrrrrrggghhhhh bloody thing!!!

Older than me, eh? Cheeky...

Photocopying sucks. I've just had to fish out about 5 pieces of snarled-up paper from the copier's innards and I've got fuser oil or whatever it is on my shirt. Damn thing.

Aww bless I had to change the cartridge and got black ink dust stuff *technical terms* all over the cream carpet opps well its a stupid colour anyway

Ok It maybe older than me but its not past it like you otherwise it would be in a museum lol joking

Hmmmph.

Museum-piece, am I? What next, sending me emails that say things like 'never mind, you're Young at Heart'???

(ps joking too )

Im joking your not that much older than me I guess so Ill lay off you a bit, wouldnt want you keeling over now would I

And there's me thinking that you were trying to take advantage of an older man... Shame.

So you dont mind if I do take advantage of you then

Be my guest...