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Should I be jealous?

Well, if it's any consolation, I've been having a full-blown relationship with catalogue copies and folders. They suck.

Sounds very exciting how can you contain yourself from all that fun

Ive burnt my mouth with a hot cup of tea it wouldnt have been so bad but the stud got really hot

better let you get back to work and Im gonna go eat some lunch

Byeeee xxx

The hidden dangers of working in an office, eh? I hope your tongue isn't too painful now...

I've just had my lunch too. It's bloody cold outside, and I'm looking at investing in an ISA. That's how amazingly fun and exciting my lunchtimes get. A thrill a minute. Speaking of which, how's your photocopying gone? Was it so interesting that you didn't realise how hot your tea was?

Yeah something like that but its all better

Ive finished it all now thank god I was getting a little too friendly with the photocopier

I stayed in work for lunch today as its pouring with rain and I couldnt be bothered to go out ended up chatting to the receptionist.

Well Im gonna have another cuppa now but make sure I leave it to cool down before I drink it, do you want a cuppa?

Speak to you soon Ginger

Love Leanne xxx

A cuppa would be smashing, cheers Bouncy.

It's absolutely weeing it down here too. Bloody weather. I guess that it's having to make up for a warm September with a crap October. Oh well.

Lucky photocopier, I reckon...

Love L.

Good Morning Handsome

How do you take your tea?

Well its another fun filled day at the office to look forward to if I have to look at that photocopier I swear Ill strangle someone!!

Well Im off to grab a bacon roll to get some energy to last me the day.

See you soon Luv Bouncy xxx

Hmmm. For the life of me I can't think of anything cheeky to say in response to that question. Not even a James Bond-style 'straight up with a twist.' Well, let's face it, 'milk no sugar' just isn't at all saucy.

Anyway, enjoy your bacon roll, your Divine Bounciness...

Your losing your touch mr saucyness

Yep, I'm a washed-up old hasbeen.

Only kidding! I'll out-sauce anybody... It's just that I'm busy painting cups with airfix paints (don't ask), that's all.

Sounds like fun

Im on a traffic count in Gloucester tomorrow all day so Ill be quiet and Ill miss you

I bet I can out sauce you anyday!!!!

Is that a challenge?

Yes

!

Can you handle the challenge or too scared that Im saucer than you

Hmm. You? Saucier than me? Me? The grand high master of Sauce? A man with more sauce than 3 barbecues put together? Well, we'll see...

BRING IT ON BBQ BOY

I *could* be really saucy about BBQs, sausages, and legs (chicken legs, that is) but because I'm so good, I don't have to!

I *Could* be saucier and put hot sauce on you sausage!!!

Why not try some? It's really juicy and will sizzle on your tongue...

Nice baps, by the way. I bet you don't get many of them to the pound! Do any of them have sesame seeds on?

Dont mind if I do *grabs your sausage and bites down hard on it* Spicy

Oh you like my baps do you, yeah they have seeds on I dont like them coz they get stuck in your teeth