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Hey Im ok just wish the weekend was now so I dont have to get up tomorrow im sooo tired

Tired?? What have you been doing, then?

Just kidding; I'm pretty knackered myself. Bloody work.

Nearly the weekend.

Sorry if you were online earlier today; the server at work was playing up for ages.

I wish you were online at the moment; it's too quiet without you.

Aww did you miss me

sorry I was quiet Friday I was poorly but Im back now to keep you company and cheer you up

How was your weekend, mine wasn't bad considering I was ill.

Your the first person who doesnt like me being quiet normally Im being told to shut up

Hey

Did you find Smudger?

Hello L, how's things?

My weekend was okay; didn't get up to much, though. Yesterday I had to go to Wolverhampton for work (touring a factory - very dull), so sorry about not being able to get online.

I hope you're feeling better now; being ill over the w/e is no fun at all .

MORNING

aww so you had a boring day then, me too, didnt have you to entertain me

Yep im all better now, my mums friend left her house in my capable hands for two weeks so parties at mine joking (incase she reads this)

Well better get on with some work you know how it is busy busy

Write you soon love LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE xxx

You jammy beggar! A fortnight of (potential) fun and games in someone else's house. Just remember that the tidy-up is always horrendous...

Yep, work is boring but necessary.

Glad to hear that you're ok now; personally, I'm feeling a little hungover this morning - my mates dragged me out last night for the first night of freshers' week at uni, my fifth freshers' week in a row. And I haven't been a student for the last two...

aww bless!!

you can be my clean up commity

Its a hard life innit

Does this mean I'm invited?

I'm feeling less hungover now, and hunger is starting to set in. Mmmm... Lunch...

should have eaten a bacon sandwich best cure for a hangover i think

Sure the more people the better, your a responsible adult you can supervise us

'Responsible adult'??

Blimey. That makes me feel rather old. And there's me thinking I'm a bit of a party animal...

Mmmmmm... Bacon sandwiches....

Im playing with you just need someone to blame when her house gets trashed!

My belly's rummbling now so Im going to grab some grub

Talk to you soon Party Animal

'Playing with me', eh? Now *that's* a nice mental image!

How was lunch, anyway? Mine was just what I needed (sarnies & salad) so I don't feel as rough as a bear's arse anymore.

lunch was fun umm yeah right, i had to go take the dogs out in the rain and got soaked and ended up carrying the little one back DISARSTER!!

glad you feel better serves you right for drinking on a work night!!

Is it raining in Swindon, then? It's pretty clear here in London...

How come you're walking dogs at work? Are they the office pets? (as opposed to 'office pest' )

Anyway, there's nothing wrong with drinking on a work night. Getting thoroughly ratted on a work night is a different matter...

Hey I hope that wasn't aimed at me im no pest!

No there the dogs I have to look after I had to take them for a walk at lunch.

I prefer to get ratted

Ratted is good... I can work with that...

Although the 'pest' thing wasn't aimed at you, I'm a little disappointed as I saw you as something of a cheeky minx... Oh well; I guess impressions can be wrong...

im sorry i didnt mean to disapoint you, im not my usual crazy self today.

Cheeky minx....ive been called worse

Not your usual crazy self? Whyever not? Are you still a little under the weather?

Called worse, eh? Hmmm. I wonder what you did to deserve that...