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beanfoto Started conversation Feb 22, 2002
We the firm of Zebeedee, Zebeedee and Boing!, Solicitors have been requested by our client, Rupert the Bear, to demand that you withdraw your libel concerning our client and the kidnapping of God (aka the Almighty, Jehovah and , in certain quarters the Great White Handkerchief) and publish online your withdrawal and abject apology, forwarding your cheque, by return of post, to fully cover our costs of three (3) Ritz crackers.Our client will then be willing to discuss
a suitable level of damages ( to be paid in Tiger Lilys).
Libel
Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Feb 22, 2002
HARRRRRUMPH!
No dice. Rupert is sooooooo oblivious he doesn't even know WHO he's holding hostage. He's thinking of that OTHER gang of money-grubbing imposters. The one-and-only, true Peetie god (who has very little in common with the charlatans you mentioned beyond a humongous ego and job description) IS being detained against my will. Furthermore, I've been in contact with one of Rupert's minions, and have absolute PROOF (see attached) of the fact that they have him and have no intention of setting him free til they get a roundtuit.
Cease and desist, you sprout. Otherwise I shall be forced to unleash the full powers of the MoG against your meddling soul. HUMPH. I have a plague of locusts in reserve... gotta find 'em, just in case....
HA! The check is in the mail. 
proof
Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Feb 22, 2002
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F647?thread=167384
proof
beanfoto Posted Feb 26, 2002
Whoo! You alabastered me!
Rupert the Bear obviously moves in different circles.
Just one Tiger Lily please?
proof
beanfoto Posted Feb 26, 2002
Whoo! You alabastered me!
Rupert the Bear obviously moves in different circles.
Just one Tiger Lily please?
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