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In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

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Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Okay. How about here?
I will unsubscribe to other.


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 2

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

In the dark, when it crosses my foot, I'd pin it under a blanket and hold it tight. Weasels... I think they hiss, but the ferrets in my mind make strange, chittery eeki-eeki-eeki noises when captured by surprise. That would be a good clue, before turning on the light.

Thank you. smiley - smiley


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 3

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

You're welcome.
Be back. I have to go buy ice cream for the spousal unit.


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 4

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

What flavor? I'd vote for pistachio. Yum! You're a good man. smiley - smiley

And *I* have to go try to translate a letter somebody wrote to me in Portuguese. grrrrrr. The smart-ass. He's inspiring me to develop a story I'm all excited about, and I've sent him some pretty cryptic emails, so I guess I deserved that. Challenges are a good thing, eh?


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 5

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

Has it melted yet?


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 6

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

They just finished it off twenty minutes ago.
Some stuff sold by Bluebell called 'Candy Bar', comes in a gallon and is full of peanuts and bits of other nuts and bits of brownish chewy stuff.
The Spousal unit's been trying to get some sleep all day. She works nights and she came home a did some stuff and didn't get to bed until almost noon. Then she woke up about four fifteen saying she'd been laying in there all afternoon staring at the ceiling.
Well, she's eaten now and gone back to bed. Got two and a half hours before she has to be back to work. And she's been contracted to do a home health wound care on her way home for the next few weeks.


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 7

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

Sounds like she's a pretty busy unit.
smiley - laugh I just barely escaped needing wound care, myself. Fell off my scooter when I was out gallivanting about. Silly me. I'd never really thought about THAT happening. One of these day's I'm gonna have to grow up and act my age. *shudder* Maybe next year....


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 8

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

I rode a bicycle around for years. No speeds, just me and the crank.
I've riden in places I would not like to have driven.
Over some windswept bridges with very low railings with cars whizzing past at sixty mph...vewy fwightening!

Don't think about scooters. I have considered a motorcycle on and off, but the way I drive with four wheels...

Went out to get sandwiches in the rain. Almost got killed three times by the way these idjits drive in the rain.


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 9

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

Musta been some soggy sammywitches.

My scooter is one of those skateboard-with-a-handlebar types that the kids use. No motor, no pushing around in traffic for me. Oh no. The TOURISTS are still here. The roads are fraught with danger. People making Q turns all over the place. Scary.

I'd love a motorcycle to go zipping through the Everglades late at night when nobody's around, though. I love riding really fast on them. I figure, if I bite it then it's a kinda moot point. Nothing left but road jam.


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 10

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

My mother-in-law drove a Goldwing into a tree and ended up with black eyes.
An acquaintance of mine got road rash from ankle to cheekbone when a frame member on a Panasonic racing bicycle came loose when he was going about 35 on a training ride.


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 11

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

Happy Chinese New Year.... and Mardi Gras too, Tonsil. smiley - biggrin


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 12

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Same to you. Hmm, which year is it?


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 13

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

It's the year of the horse now. Which sign are you?


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 14

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Aquarius


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 15

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

smiley - laugh Sorry for being nosy, Tonsil. If you don't know your Chinese one and want to, I posted them here http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/britta_mog/lst?.dir=/ in the Chinese New Year album.


In the dark, it is hard to tell if it is a weasel or a ferret when it crosses your foot. But you are better off not throwing anything until you can get a light on. Unless you'd rather not know.

Post 16

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Big deal. My birthday is in the list for all to see....and ignore...
Thanks.
My daughter and wife read the placemats with great interest every time we go to a Chinese restaurant.


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