Intro
PARKINSON: "Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show lined up for you tonight. So lets dive straight in and welcome our first guest... Johnny_Alpha!"
riotous applause. Johnny jogs on, flashes a winning smile and waves at the audience. He shakes Parky's hand and sits down.
P:"Johnny, great to have you on the show again. What have you been up to since our last chat?"
JOHNNY_ALPHA "Well Michael, as you know, I've been living in Prague for the past ten years or so, were I continue my work in the field of graphic design."
P: "Amazing! Now, Umberto Eco's best-selling biography of you, says that you are orginally from Poole in Dorset, but you've lived in Russia, Malaysia and Holland. Surely being a man-of-the-world, jet-setter, legendary lover and officially recognised by the UN as the font of all wisdom in the known world must be quite a burden... even for shoulders as broad and muscular as your own."
J: "Michael, all I can say is one does what one can."
P: "Wow... just... wow. Johnny, I know you don't have much time as you're launching tonight as commander of the first manned mission to Mars, but I hope you'll be able to stick around for our musical guests, AC/DC. They are going to perform a song they wrote in your honour."
J: "Oh really, this is too much. Those crazy guys! Of course, I'll stay"
flashes self-depricating smile to camera
P: "Thanks again for agreeing to come the show. Ladies and gentlemen...Johnny_Alpha!"
standing ovation
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| Subbing the Czech legion... | Jul 4, 2005 |
| Czech Beer | May 24, 2005 |
| Johhny Alpha | Apr 29, 2005 |
| Ahoj! | Apr 20, 2005 |
| Welcome Johnny | Apr 18, 2005 |
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