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Opening
Posted Sep 18, 2000
There is an opening for president in the Celibate chapter of IRSS. Funny, there always seems to be an opening in that chapter.
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IRSS & IRSC
Posted Sep 18, 2000
The club name has been formally changed to IRSS (I'd Rather Stay Single), with a chapter for you more hardcore cookies called IRSC (I'd Rather Stay Celibate). I have to say, our card carrying members have doubled in the last few days, proving my point that a hostile takeover was completely necessary to ensure the club's survival. I and the VP (the lovely Mariana) are currently working out all the kinks in the charter, and we should have things up and running smoothly in no time.
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Today
Posted Sep 13, 2000
Today I was informed that I am no longer the president of the "Can't Get A Date in Hell" Association. This, of course, is a year after I willingly kicked myself out of the club, but today, upon trying to reenter, I discovered the new president has issued a "3 week" rule. That means three weeks without succombing to temptation of any sort, before I can be reissued my card. I'm a little ticked about that since I designed the cards myself in the first place, and could easily print one off my computer, but was firmly told that that would be in ethical violation of the "code". I had no idea what he was talking about and I said so, and he said it was a new policy carried by the club, which I then countered was a ridiculous policy since he and I are the only existing members anyway. Needless to say, the conversation ended in a hostile takeover, involving hot coffee and his lap.
So, as the new president of the CGDHA I formally invite anyone to become a card carrying member, as long as they have the intentions of remaining in the club for at least six months.
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