Welcome to Undershaw Beta

Yes, hello. This is the publishing corporations of Undershaw Beta, created by myself; Sharton Hamish Dentolmson and my co-executive; Arthlas Conan Doylams. Famous, naturally, for the publication of the bestseller A Study in Life, The Universe and Everything but more widespreadly known as The Hitchhiker's Guide to Sherlock. Which, you may note, can be found at http://r_a_c_h_e.livejournal.com And soon, will also be found here on h2g2. This Guide is the only Guide in publication to be about the BBC Miniseries Sherlock while simultaneously being about The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy. In fact, the total number of subjects which the Guide is simultaneously about is 2 to the power of 2079460347 to 1 against. Which, by a staggering coincedence, is the number of the Baker Street flat where Sharton Hamish Dentolmson unknowingly forced himself to have a fancy dress party, to which he dressed up as his future self and his future best friend dressed as his past self leading to a huge paradox and his possible chances of romance? He totally blew it. So, sit back; relax; and take the Starship Heart of Gold to 221 B. Baker Street. And make sure you don't go anywhere without your wonderful towel. You'll only need it always. Shoot at the wall, play the violin, stop and have lunch at Milliways, whatever you feel like. But DON'T ask that stupid machine to make tea. It can't do it. And DON'T. PANIC. The answer is 42.

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