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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 24, 2000
*opens her wings... flies instinctively...*
I reckon I was born for this....
right. I'll go and do some tempting shall I? shouldnt be too hard.... 
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 25, 2000
I don't think making her a demon will make her tempt men any more than before...
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Will Jenkins (Dead) Posted Aug 25, 2000
There's something about girl's with an evil streak and leather.
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
*looks*
well, you do have to carry it right to get the full effect... 
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 25, 2000
(decides not to give ddgdb a cat'o'nine tails, or a big demonic fork... yet...)
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
aw... please... one of those cat'o'nine tails would go great with the leather....
*dreams of how she can use them in Man's temptation....*
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 25, 2000
That's what I was worried about...
Ah well. I'm Satan, why am I worried about these things.
*Gives DDGDB a cat'o'nine tails, a devil's pitchfork, lots of leather straps, some handcuffs, and an orange*
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*ahem*
Some of us can wear leather, and have an evil streak and still be Archangels... 
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Will Jenkins (Dead) Posted Aug 26, 2000
Are you offering to wear leather Tweetie?
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 26, 2000
Hmm... these angels are a lot less innocent than they appear...
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Aug 26, 2000
What do you mean "offering"?
*looks down at her bikini, boots and trenchcoat*
Hundreds of cows sacrificed their lives for this outfit...
Tweet would like to sincerely apologise for offending any people or cows who read this. But it's true.
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Will Jenkins (Dead) Posted Aug 26, 2000
The strange thing is, this hell could easily be mistaken with my heaven
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 27, 2000
Ah, but your Heaven doesn't have such nice curtains.
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Aug 27, 2000
True.
But then, ours aren't singed round the edges
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Will Jenkins (Dead) Posted Aug 27, 2000
Ahh, yes I meant to tell somone about that, I was making some toast and well, one thing lead to another, apologise to GOD Almighty for me will (don't go there) you?
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Aug 27, 2000
*helps Will to a chair*
*to Satan* I think he's had a bit too much heat...
*to Will* Our curtains *aren't* singed hon...
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Will Jenkins (Dead) Posted Aug 27, 2000
*Will blanks out for another few minutes during which strange images of Tweetie float passed*
*Weakley he reawkes*
I think I need some tlc...I mean tea.
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