h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi

You look like a man who knows his Pratchett novels

I am.

Very deep

Very gernomic

I expected a more Nanny Ogg sort of response!


Found any good tree roots, lately?

Tree roots, Audrey ? More of your City watch type, Myself. You ?

Decidely an Nanny Ogg type

Game for a sonata and chips any day of the week

Dotsie and Sadie are my f-av-o-u-ri-t-e aunties, have you met them yet?

Not up close ! got enough agony happening, Than kew so very very much. Tell me about you, Aud. You seem familiar. Did we meet in the Drum one night ?

Alpha Male ? is that you, Jack ?

You mean you've forgotten so soon? Shame on you kind sir

I'm the taller one who took longer

Remeber me now?

Oh yes indeedy. the longer the better, I always say. Welcome Meter Maid. Do we know each other ?

My word. how fickle you are!

I think she's the little one who wore *that* uniform, wasn't she?


I'll never forget that smile

maybe not. been a while, doll. i used to be called Cheshire Kitten. we used to talk alll the time. remeber i was getting a new job ? im a traffic warden in chester now !

Martine, right ? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN! a traffic warden ? The last time I saw you it was all short skirts, boob tubes (mostly boob)aand parties; What made you get respectable all of a sudden ?

I'm still a free spirit, babe. Remeber the talks we had about getting it all straight after the thomas incidence ? you got me over that and a lot more. got a future now. XXXXXXXXXXX

Any future you have you made for yourself, Martina. You always had it in you. You're stronger than you think, and you always were. glad it's all coming together.

Coming together sounds great! but honestly, you were there when no one else was, andd i won't forget it. you gave me the power to leave thomas and if you didnt id probably have been beaten to death by now. you were always there. dont you sell yourself short. thanks to your help my family are talking to me again, ive got a good job no matter what people sauy about trafic wardens and christmas looks good. thanks mate.

Yes, and on weekends I dress up as a giant bat and patrol the rooftops of Gotham. Let's leave past where it is, and look forwards. Say no more, Kit Kat. By the way, how is Miss Muffet ? She was an Olympic class hair shedder last time we met !

Audrey ? are you still with us ?

she still is babe! have to hoover after her all the time just as always. is talia still well ? she must be nearly 13 now isnt she ?

he's never sold himself short hun - and gold wouldn't be enough; pure plantinum is our jack

Seem to remember coming across you when I was Rosie Good to know The Tanker got shipped out of your life I wondered bout him and you at the time.

She was about fifteen when she passed away last New Year's Eve. She hadn't been well, and lost an eye to surgery; burst blood vessels. The other eye started to go, and the pressure on her brain created it's own problems. She died on my lap as the new year approached. I know you loved her too, so we need no words. She doesn't hurt any more.